How to start?

It has been a long time since I last posted something here. I realize a few of friends are complaining already, logging in every once in a while to stare at the same old post. In fear of losing audiences, I will now write something...



What to write? This is all so random. My mind is now a blank. I stare out my window, my eyes fixed upon the green neatly-trimmed grass of the golf course. It was empty. The pond is dead still. I thought of writing a haunted golf course but it just sounds weird. It is bright daylight for Heaven's sake. What ghosts come out in the broad daylight?



Then, I thought about the times when people play. I can't seem to understand why is this a sport and why people are addicted to it. It is always hot when they play and I do not get the idea of walking so far just to hit a tiny ball.



And then there's the not-so-good players. They spend lots of money to get into the golf course and they do not play well. There are so much more they can do with that money and they chose to waste it for a sport they are not good at. I just do not understand people. There are times when I was eating at the dining table and suddenly there's a loud ping or pang or bang! Some lousy player "aimed" right at my house and successfully hit it. My mum now has a satisfying collection of golf balls, each has a date on it, indicating when it miraculously ended in the compund of my house. The collection will continue until those players master the skill, but then there will always be newcomers.

So maybe I should write something about them? But what if they found out about this and sue me? Or what if they decided to take revenge on me and started to intentionally aim at my house? I'll have to move and that's bad! Oh my gosh, what should I do? "KEEP QUIET! I'M TRYING TO WRITE HERE!" Sorry, my sister is bugging me again. It's not her fault. This is her only expertise. "GO BOTHER YOUR OTHER SISTER!" Okay, back to what I was doing earlier. What exactly am I doing? I did not manage to write anything.

Once again, my mind is in a blank. This is getting me nowhere. I might as well just stop here. Or maybe I can write about... Oh wait! Oops, look at the time. I've got to fetch my brother back from kindergarten now. Can't be late, you know how the security is nowadays. I have to go there and fetch him on time. Who knows who might be waiting for him there already. Oh my, I just can't imagine such a situation. What am I doing still talking to no one? I should get going now. As for my story... Oh well, I'll think of something eventually. Signing off now.